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"Got called lazy, I almost replied."
"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."
"I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life."
"Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing."
"Constantly torn between being nice or a sarcastic prick"
"Trust me when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens."
"I woke up on the wrong side of my life."
"No I wasn't ignoring you at all, I had to go walk my unicorn."
"That moment when you're dependent on your friends to figure out what the hell you did last night."
"Smiling at the people who dislike you just to piss them off even more."
"I've forgotten what it's like to have a normal sleeping pattern."
"I like sleeping. It's like death without the commitment."
--ALL ABOVE QUOTES COME FROM THE 'VERY ANGRY CAT'.
"They say night's beauties fade at dawn, and the children of wine are oft disowned in the morning light"
-Game of Thrones/Ser Barriston Selmy/George RR Martin
"Good people go through the most bullshit"
-Unknown
"It always seems impossible until it's done."
- Nelson Mandela
"You have the right to an opinion. You do not have the right to have that opinion agreed with, respected, taken seriously or even heard."
-Ricky Gervais
"There isn't a woman that I've met that I haven't fallen in love with for 10 minutes
or ten years."
-Californication
"What if I am waiting for the band to get back together?"
"Than you will be waiting for a miracle."
-Californication
"Trust = Years to earn, seconds to break, lifetime to get back."
Minchin: "What you want, is to have a whole quiver full of other arrows."
Bobby: "I had one arrow."
Minchin: "Sweet, sweet arrow you got there."
Bobby: "One nice arrow."
Minchin: "Long, stiff, hard, accurate arrow, You had a quick shot."
Bobby: "With a very small quiver."
Minchin: "Tiny quiver, but you can make ladies quiver with your arrow."[b]
"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."
"I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life."
"Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing."
"Constantly torn between being nice or a sarcastic prick"
"Trust me when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens."
"I woke up on the wrong side of my life."
"No I wasn't ignoring you at all, I had to go walk my unicorn."
"That moment when you're dependent on your friends to figure out what the hell you did last night."
"Smiling at the people who dislike you just to piss them off even more."
"I've forgotten what it's like to have a normal sleeping pattern."
"I like sleeping. It's like death without the commitment."
--ALL ABOVE QUOTES COME FROM THE 'VERY ANGRY CAT'.
"They say night's beauties fade at dawn, and the children of wine are oft disowned in the morning light"
-Game of Thrones/Ser Barriston Selmy/George RR Martin
"Good people go through the most bullshit"
-Unknown
"It always seems impossible until it's done."
- Nelson Mandela
"You have the right to an opinion. You do not have the right to have that opinion agreed with, respected, taken seriously or even heard."
-Ricky Gervais
"There isn't a woman that I've met that I haven't fallen in love with for 10 minutes
or ten years."
-Californication
"What if I am waiting for the band to get back together?"
"Than you will be waiting for a miracle."
-Californication
"Trust = Years to earn, seconds to break, lifetime to get back."
Minchin: "What you want, is to have a whole quiver full of other arrows."
Bobby: "I had one arrow."
Minchin: "Sweet, sweet arrow you got there."
Bobby: "One nice arrow."
Minchin: "Long, stiff, hard, accurate arrow, You had a quick shot."
Bobby: "With a very small quiver."
Minchin: "Tiny quiver, but you can make ladies quiver with your arrow."[b]
